1. All TV Show ships suck.

2. This is not Ken's Cinema Of Shenanogens

3. This is a website

4. Dimensions are planets

5. I am fat

6. The entry above is false

7. The entry above is true

8. The entry below is true

9. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

11. ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE

12. Because we love you, we're putting an ad below.

13. Coca-Cola

14. Don't spam the CCL chat

15. Steve, please tie boards to the second window

16. Little eShop of Horrors

17. Owners of the new version of Kid's Guide to the Internet

18a. D***s away for Harambe to be forgotten

18b. PLEASE DO IT

19. Santa Clause is a stalker

20. HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING

21.=9+10

22. Don't say it's funny because it's true. You're insulting Ken Doe.

23. This list will make no sense after a few more items

24. Don't eat Goblin Dogs. They give you LSD

25. Fandom ships suck

26. If I repeat something, tell me in the comments

27. Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs? YOU FEELING THE PAIN?

28. I am the Mememaster

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