1. All TV Show ships suck.
2. This is not Ken's Cinema Of Shenanogens
3. This is a website
4. Dimensions are planets
5. I am fat
6. The entry above is false
7. The entry above is true
8. The entry below is true
9. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
10. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
11. ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE
12. Because we love you, we're putting an ad below.
14. Don't spam the CCL chat
15. Steve, please tie boards to the second window
16. Little eShop of Horrors
17. Owners of the new version of Kid's Guide to the Internet
18a. D***s away for Harambe to be forgotten
18b. PLEASE DO IT
19. Santa Clause is a stalker
20. HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
22. Don't say it's funny because it's true. You're insulting Ken Doe.
23. This list will make no sense after a few more items
24. Don't eat Goblin Dogs. They give you LSD
25. Fandom ships suck
26. If I repeat something, tell me in the comments
27. Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs? YOU FEELING THE PAIN?
28. I am the Mememaster
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